After the nuclear wars, the plagues and the end of the world – There was Rottin’ Rollers.
A disturbing mixture of snot and blood, beauty and braaaaiiiins, roller derby and your worst nightmares.
So rotten and hungry for victory we make our opponents wish they’d never even put on their skates.
Forget all those boring slow-zombie movies you’ve watched, caus a bunch of undead roller girls are
coming for your ass in high-speed zombie quads.
The fans love us for our charmin grins and passion for hunting down jammers, so why don’t you
come to our next bout and cheer us on to a wonderfully bloody victory?
You can try to run, you can try to hide, but we strongly recommend – Skate for your life.